Well, shit. That's not Grandma.

Le Petit Chaperon Rouge — Histoires ou contes du temps passé · 1697

Doré's most famous plate — the side-eye that invented the genre. The caption just says what she's thinking. Sepia on cream, MATURE where required.

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